Showing posts with label Jordan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jordan. Show all posts

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Jun 09 - Job Day 4 - Digging holes, planting plants

Friday, June 9, 1972 - Page 161
LOCATION: Oxnard & Anaheim & Newport Beach, California

(12:00 PM Saturday 6/10/1972)
Woke up with the ringing of the phone -- again, I only allowed it one ring, but I wasn't conscious enough to recall what the guy said. I was last to get up, as usual -- the pecking order seems to have been tentatively established from oldest to youngest. Et breakfast, talked, limped and ached and got to work at 7:00, running into Fernando driving his car into the parking lot.

Chunk & I got saw dust and I wheelbarrowed it to him, and he scattered it in the pool area. Me, Chunk, John, Frank, Bob (or Rego), Fernando, and, at 11:00, Rick showed up -- and we all worked, digging holes and planting plants. The food truck was an hour late for the first break, coming at 10:15 instead of 9:15. At lunch, Frank and I played a game of chess with a chess set he'd brought. He's a lousy player, but he beat me. I can't adapt to new chess sets very easily. Any way, now we're even. Next week we'll have a tie-breaker.

The day finally ended at 2:30, and we all were gone by three o'clock, and back home (or rather back at the yard) by 4:45. A note on the door sent us looking at a nearby shopping center for his [John's] wife, who had the money. We couldn't find her, so we came back to the yard and found her waiting for us. She had arrived at 5:00, and we had gone out to find her at 5:00, so we narrowly missed each other. She's a pretty humorous gal who doesn't wear a bra (Rah!).

John is burned up about Jerry. We got paid and Mom arrived. I saw Part II [of Hemingway's Adventures of a Young Man], and John called, saying he'd underpaid me one dollar an hour. I got $32, was supposed to get $48. Jordan came by at 10:00. FOR THE LAST TIME, IT TURNED OUT.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

May 28 - Holiday weekend

Sunday, May 28, 1972 - Page 149
LOCATION: Newport Beach, California

11:50:50 PM

Goddup at about 1:30 P.M., sleeping through a visitation by Jordan who was in a fairly serious auto accident on the 24th, so mom tells me. That'll teach him to drive. It was hot today -- a record braking 96 mark of the merc today for LA. And, it being a holiday, there was the usual gathering of tourists wandering about our quaint little village.

Mom was determined to clean the place up, so I removed and replaced the flourescent lights in the living room; removed, cleaned, broke, and replaced the long narrow strips of fogged glass concealing those lights; I cleaned what remained of the ceiling; and I decapitated the legs off of the old table that used to be in the living room (yes, I know I used 'decapitated' wrong). During all of which Mom & I played five games of chess, three of which I won.

Larry phoned looking for dad, though his whereabouts by me were unknown. I'm now on 48 in "Thother," and on 109 in "Mansrisetocivilizationasshownbytheindiansofnorthamericafromprimevaltimestothecomingoftheindustrialstate." Moving right along, ...... Mom just baked a cake, and today, we et corn on the cob and broiled steaks. And watermelon. I'm still hungry however. So what. (No, I'm not going to put a question mark after that.) Tis now 12:04:45 A.M. --- DNE EHT ---

[TIME-OUT: In the past-entry for April 24, a note dated for today, "Sunday morn, May 28, 1972 -- 12:46:55 A.M." (more sensibly described as "Saturday nite, May 27") mentioned a color pencil drawing that is currently attached to the entry for May 26, page 147. Are you confused? So am I. Sometimes TIME can give me a big headache.] 

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

May 22 - Sand shark

Monday, May 22, 1972 - Page 143
LOCATION: Newport Beach, California

(3:00 PM 5/24/1972)
Yesterday, Mom bought a round table for the "living room" along with two swivel chairs. The thing is beauteous, so we got rid of that annoying table that was in here. Yesterday, dad went flying with an instructor. Today, Jordan appeared with a couple of kids, one of whom held a shark, about three feet long (the shark, that is -- the kid was four feet). They took my fish book to identify it, and haven't been back yet ("yet" being Wednesday 3:15, approx).

That's all I'm gonna bother to remember today. Today was two days ago -- okay, let's go to yesterday : next page -----

Sunday, May 19, 2013

May 19 - TURTLE CLUB: Official membership card*

Friday, May 19, 1972 - Page 140
LOCATION: Newport Beach, California

[continued from previous page] ful!)
(1:05:25 AM 5/20/1972)
It rained today. Chunk beat me in two games of chess. I helped mom wash the clothes. Jordan bought a model of the U.S.S. Enterprise. Mom and I went to pick up Chunk at his place of employment. We put the downriver boat and the Mucky Mongoose on the Imperial. We're being driven to Hansen Damn tomorrow by mom (yes, I know I misspelled it).

I've gotta get up at 7:00 A.M. It is raining now, and it will probably be raining 2morrow. The cat has still been fooling around. Mom and I went shopping to buy food for our trip tomorrow. --- None of that in that order. Tha's allllllllllllllllllllllllllllll  1:10:30 A.M.

[What follows here is text from my official TURTLE membership card (wiki info). Most of the original astronauts were TURTLES: daring people who are not afraid to stick their necks out. If a Turtle ever asks a fellow Turtle if they are a Turtle, they are compelled to clearly utter the phrase: "You bet your sweet ass I am." This is because every Turtle apparently owns a kindly good natured jackass for alternative transportation. Saying such a thing in polite society would, of course, be a scandalous faux pas, and if a Turtle was ever in a situation in which he was unable to provide the proper response, then he must buy the Turtle who asked the question -- and any other Turtles within earshot -- a round of drinks of his/her (their) own choosing. At a press conference a reporter asked President Kennedy if he was a Turtle, to which he replied, "I'll buy you a drink later."]

TURTLE CREED
Turtles are bright eyed, bushy tailed, fearless and unafraid folk with a fighter pilot attitude. They think clean, have fun a lot, and recognize the fact that you never get anyplace worthwhile in life unless you stick your neck out.

The "Turtles" are indeed an illustrious group and include in their membership ranks some of the country's foremost leaders in the fields of government, finance, entertainment, aerospace and all other areas where aggressiveness, a feeling of fair play, clean thoughts and a sense of humor are keys to success. Started by a group of test pilots during the 2nd War, the club has progressed to its present position as one whose membership is diligently sought after and highly esteemed by those lucky enough to be initiated. Adherence to the creed and always giving the password when asked are the only responsibilities placed on our membership. You will find that life is more fun and takes on new meaning when you are a "Turtle." Welcome to the group.

INTERSTELLAR ASSOCIATION OF TURTLES
(OUTERSHELL DIVISION)

Date: 10/6/71

This is to certify
Grady Luther Lyda III
is a member in good standing and will remain so as long as he continues to give the password when asked by a fellow Turtle.

Member
Thom Granger

High Potentate
Walter M. Schinok

Low Potentate
Gerry Morton

[FROM THE]
OFFICIAL MEMBERSHIP CARD

As a member in good standing you can subscribe new Turtles as follows:

I - We assume all prospective Turtles own a Jack Ass. This assumption is the reason for the password. This password must be given if you are ever asked by a fellow member, "Are you a Turtle?" You MUST then reply, "You bet your sweet ass I am." If you do not give the password in full because of embaressment or some other reason, you forfeit a beverage of his choice. So always remember the password.

II - To become an official Turtle you must first solve the following riddles (see page 142). [The four riddles can be found at the top of the entry for Sunday, May 21, 1972 - Page 142]

III - You are now a member of the Turtle Club. Govern yourself accordingly and procure new members.

Here are answers to the 10 Turtle Riddles seen on the entry for January 14, 2014.
1) A Wedding Ring
2) An Elevator
3) The Titanic
4) A Dentist
5) An Attorney
6) Bubble Gum
7) A Newspaper Boy
8) An Arrow
9) A Crane
10) A Nose

For an enlightening message emailed directly to ME from our current Supreme Imperial Turtle (as of July 22, 2014), you can go HERE [but only if you promise NEVER to reveal his exalted name to non-turtles]: The cosmically magnificent Imperial Turtle graciously responds to my humble question

Saturday, May 4, 2013

May 04 - TIME-JUMP: Letter to Dad from Europe**

Thursday, May 4, 1972 - 125
LOCATION: Newport Beach, California

8:30 PM
The letter taped hereon was included a while back because it contains an encapsulated version of the Europe trip. It is exactly (give or take a small margin of inexactitude) a tenth of a decade old. So much for that.
Vidi, Vici, Ivi Domum = I came, I saw, I went home

I am now on page 100 in Cat's Cradle, and 215 in Sirens of Titan. Mostly I'm working on getting the choicest gems from my comic paper collection and mercilessly disposing of the rest. I washed the dishes today. Jordan hardly tormented me at all today -- only about 5 minutes worth, but he got the viewmaster and several slides for it.
A Sawyer model G View-Master viewer
Chunk called today, and it appears as if he & me are going to Ensenada, Mex. tomorrow. To cross the border, one must be 18, and I, alas am going to be 17 for the next 75 days. Therefore, I called Timothy to obtain Peter's number, so I could contact him in order to borrow some form of photoless 18-year-old identification of some sort maybe. Peter wasn't home, Tim noted. I called James Richard Fish I, but he wasn't home either. He did, however, return the call but, no, he didn't have any such identification except his draft card which he couldn't, of course, let me borrow because, you see, it is morally, ethically, and legally uncouth. From him I obtained Randy Hill's number, but he couldn't help either.

Chunk called back, and filled me in about tomorrow's excursion, and said he got George's ID, so I am now a 22-year-old ex-marine (Grrrrrr!). I have 10$ now, because Dad came by today with $5 and I already had $5 -- so I now have ten. I figured that out in my head. How's that for a hi-school dropout?

Thursday, May 2, 2013

May 02 - A family gathering**

Tuesday, May 2, 1972 - Page 123
LOCATION: Newport Beach, California

11:06:46 PM
I finished "Slaughterhouse 5." How can they make a movie outa that? I'm now reading "The Sirens of Titan," and "Cat's Cradle," both Vonnegut's. Am on page 97 in the first, and 18 in the second. I've been doing tentative thought-collecting for the first phase of "Morrison Epic," and I'll pro'ly have the thing finished in a couple of months (that would make it July. Gad! I hope I go faster than that). It was another warm sunny day, so I had to go out. It's been that way every day for weeks! Maybe it'll change, I hope.
1969 Delacort First Edition Hardcover

1959 Dell First Edition Paperback
1963 First Edition Hardcover
At least today I was able to get the room superficially tidied. I sent "The Typewriter" to F&SF. They've also got "Moira Quest." Twice as good a chance of selling something, maybe. Jordan bugged me some more today (Uh oh, he's still got the radio. He likes to hear the short-wave buzz.), and tomorrow I gotta babysit for him cause his mom's going away for a day or so.

L&M [sister Laramée & brother-in-law Michael Sarason] came over today in their new Plymouth Duster. They were followed shortly by C&W [brother Chuck & his girlfriend Wendy Carpenter], so the place was full of folks. The whole family, s'matter of fact, including spouses, minus Pop. So that was today.
I washed the dishes whilst everyone was here so I'd have something to do, and Chunk wanted a book to read, so I gave him "Slaughterhouse 5," and "The New Centurions." Winnie brought me "Childhood's End" which I should've read a year ago, and "Cat's Cradle," but I found out I already had a copy of that, so she kept it. Tis now 11:20:03.

J. E. Hoover died today incidentally. And the North Viet's are winning the war. Rest in peace, Nixon.

FINIS  (MY PENMANSHIP IS LOUSY!!)